8th Day of Blogmas – Christmas Jokes


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Countdown to Christmas: 8 days!

I found these online and they are really corny and cute. Enjoy!

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What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish

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Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can ho-ho-ho

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What do you call a can wearing a Christmas hat?

A Merry Can (American)

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What do you call an elf who sings?

A wrapper

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Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf-esteem

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What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Clause

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Why is Christmas just like your job?

You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit

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What do you call Santa’s helpers?

Subordinate clauses

Lol. Those were totally cute, like you can’t even deny it.

Laughing my way down the chimney,

Queen JoJo ❤

2002

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